From: Muthukumar Preethi, Pri 6, Marymount Convent
Zeke and Luther are visiting a museum.
Zeke: ...and THIS here, is a priceless original by Monet - 100 years and 25 days old!
Luther: Huh? How is it that you are so sure?
Zeke: Because, when I came here 25 days ago, the tour guide said that it was 100 years old!


From: Oh Huan Lin, Pri 6, Fuchun Primary
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other, "Funny, I smell carrots too".


From: Lim Meng Yen, Pri 5, Boon Lay Garden Primary
Tommy bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his phone saying, "My mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610."


From: Linn Nandar Htet, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: Why did Jack put his guitar in the fridge?
Ans: He likes cool music.


From: Muhammad Faiz Bin Mohd Ali, Pri 6, Changkat Primary
Q: What is something that your friend does more than you?
Ans: Say your name.


From: Yang Siqi, Pri 4, River Valley Primary
Q: When is the best time to pick rambutans?
John: When they're ripe.
Sam: When the owner is asleep.