From: Basil Tan Song Sze, Pri 5, Montfort Junior
Q: What vegetable does a chicken grow in her garden?
Ans: Eggplants!


From: Ng Min, Pri 6, Pei Tong Primary
Q: What do cows do for relaxation?
Ans: They watch a moo-vie!


From: P.Sabarish, Pri 6, Northland Primary
Q: Why did the parrot go crazy?
Ans: It had eaten a nut!


From: Serene Soon , Pri 6, CHIJ Our Lady Of Good Counsel
Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
Ans: Humphree!


From: Nur Liyana binte Mohamad Rizal, Pri 6, Bukit View Primary
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
Ans: FSH


From: Hendra Wahyuni bin Abdul Rasul, Pri 5, Kranji Primary
Q: What do cows play during Christmas?
Ans: Moo-sical chairs!


From: Syazwan Mirza, Pri 6, Pioneer Primary
Q: What do you call a sleepy bull?
Ans: A bulldozer